Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Bachelorette Recap.

This week was full of hilarious moments.  Here are some of my favorite lines of the night:

  • Ali-- "Roberto is so beautiful that I almost wonder if he thinks I'm pretty enough for him, and it makes me feel nervous...  That's pretty big for me.  Not many guys can make me feel that way."  Translation-- I'm a 10.  Most dudes I take pity on date are only an 8 or 9.
  • Justin (to at least cameraman, boom mic operator, and about 5 or 6 producers)-- "I'm planning to sneak out of the mansion."  Hey, Rated R-- it's not sneaking if you tell everyone your plans first.
  • Ty-- "It's like Mr. Jekyll.... (long pause)... and Hyde."  He clearly was an English major.
  • Kasey (the guy with the WEIRD voice)--  "I would've loved to have gone and sung and showed Ali my voice a little bit. I'd love to sing her a song from my heart."  I think we've heard enough of your voice, thank you.   
Chris L.
  • Chris-- "This was a big day of firsts for the Weatherman. First kiss with Ali, first kiss in a music video, first kiss... ever."  So mean, yet so true.  And so funny.


  1. I wasn't a big Ali fan, especially after hearing her say that line last night.

  2. Kasey does talk really weird...my cousin and I were talking about that the other day! I loved the comment Chris made....SOO funny!