Tuesday, January 27, 2015

12 Life Lessons from The Bachelor.

I can't believe that I haven't blogged about The Bachelor at all this season!  I'm actually kind of annoyed with it, but I just can't stop watching.  And last night's episode was just begging for a blog post.  

I didn't want to do a recap, since those who will read this post probably already watched the episode.  But I did learn some fascinating things last night from these women, so I thought we should all benefit from their knowledge...

1. If you're going to pretend to like an activity for your man, make sure to laugh maniacally. A lot.

2. Michigan has the best lakes. California lakes are "hell holes."

3. Skinny dipping is the way to a man's... heart? 

4. The best way to tell a guy you're a virgin is by pouncing on him while he's sleeping.

5. Pack a razor when you're going on TV in tiny clothes.

6. Always, always, always get in good with the sisters. They might hook you up with some Louboutins and diamond earrings.

7. Don't count your Disney princess dresses before Prince Charming calls. 

8. Sometimes the girl who finishes first isn't the winner.

9. Boys like girls with plans other than working out for 8 hours a day.

10. If your date is boring or won't shut up, let your mind wander to other pleasant things to cope.

11. Boys don't like girls who berate them for dating and lusting after all their friends.

12. But if you're pretty enough, you can get away with most anything.

Anything that I missed??  Do share!


  1. So was this how you snagged Donny because I don't recall using any of these lovely 'tricks' on Joe. Maybe I am just pretty enough. HAHAHA!

  2. Hahaha, these are perfect! Last night's episode was full of crazy moments, but that's what keeps me watching. It's a total guilty pleasure show.

  3. lol these made me laugh.My favorite was number 7 about not counting your dresses before prince Charming lol.
    I'm with you, this season has the most annoying girls ever! There is so much DUMB going on I can't take it. But your recap/lessons learned made it worth while haha

  4. Anytime I see a commercial for The Bachelor, I think of you! I think one of the first blog posts I remember reading of yours was a Bachelor update. I remember telling you how my friend (Monica) liked that show. Lol. :)

  5. #10..I was laughing so hard when he said that!

  6. My DVR went kaput this past week so I didn't get to see it yet but I'm kinda bored this season, ha! Not to mention a friend of mine knew I was staying off social media on Mondays because I can't watch until Tuesdays and she freaking texted me what she heard on that Reality Steve's website. We'll just have to wait and see what happens!

  7. LOL!!!! Oh man...these are soooo true and way too funny!! Thanks for the laugh ;)

  8. This season sucks. Chris is boring. I miss Sean! haha. Some of the girls are fine but so many of them are losers!